12.3.2010 - Part 2

Mommy: (changing another nasty diaper. Bean reaches for her 'peach') "No Laney. That's not good to touch with dirty hands. You could get a boo boo peach."

Bean: "A dirty peach?!" (starts randomly humming)

Mommy: "Laney? Did you understand me? What did Mommy just say?"

Bean: "Blah, blah, blah!"

12.3.2010

Mommy: (sees Laney standing on the bench in the kitchen) "Hey! You better get down from there! You're going to get hurt!"

Bean: "But Mom I can't! I is a pirate. Pirates a-pose to be on ships!"

11.28.2010

Dora the Explorer: "We are at Star Mountain. What are you doing?"

Bean: "Layin' in bed, drinkin' my juice."

11.17.2010 - Part 2

(Sitting in the bathroom while Bean poops.)

Mommy: "If you were going to pretend to be an animal, what would you be?"

Bean: "A brown bear. GGGGRRRROOOOWWWLLLL! But bears don't go on the potties cause their butts are too big."

11.17.2010

Mommy: (feeling that Laney's pullup is wet) "Oh nooooo Laaaaane! You peed in your pants! You were doing so good today with no accidents."

Bean: "It's okay Mommy." (rubbing my cheek with her hand) "I'll pee on da potty nex weekend."

11.17.2010 - Part 3

11.8.2010

(Just waking up from her nap)

Mommy: "Hello my sweet! Did you have a nice sleep?"

Bean: "Uh-huh."

Mommy: "Did you have any dreams?"

Bean: "Yeah! 'Bout ladybugs!"

Mommy: "Ladybugs? Were they flying around and kissing you with their wings?" (as I tickle her face and neck)

Bean: (putting her hand up in front of her as if she were trying to make a point) "MOM! Ladybugs only come from festibuls and carnibuls!"