Thursday, December 23, 2010

12.23.2010

(Laney laying in bed with me supposed to be having quiet time.)

Bean: "Mom! When we go swimmin' in BMa's pool you don't have to wear no best!" (rubs my shoulder and bats her eyelashes.) "You can just swim in your boobies!"

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

12.21.2010

(Laney running towards me with a turkey leg in one hand and a whole chicken in the other)

Bean: "Here Mom. Got 'chew somefin."

Mommy: "Oh thank you! Mmmmm...what is it?"

Bean: "I got 'chew two beers."

Mommy: "Beers?!?! Where'd you get that from?"

Bean: "My kitchen."

Monday, December 13, 2010

12.13.2010

Bean and her new friend, "Nudey Dudey Guy" enjoying a little TV before calling it a night!


Friday, December 3, 2010

12.3.2010 - Part 2

Mommy: (changing another nasty diaper. Bean reaches for her 'peach') "No Laney. That's not good to touch with dirty hands. You could get a boo boo peach."

Bean: "A dirty peach?!" (starts randomly humming)

Mommy: "Laney? Did you understand me? What did Mommy just say?"

Bean: "Blah, blah, blah!"

12.3.2010

Mommy: (sees Laney standing on the bench in the kitchen) "Hey! You better get down from there! You're going to get hurt!"

Bean: "But Mom I can't! I is a pirate. Pirates a-pose to be on ships!"