12.23.2010

(Laney laying in bed with me supposed to be having quiet time.)

Bean: "Mom! When we go swimmin' in BMa's pool you don't have to wear no best!" (rubs my shoulder and bats her eyelashes.) "You can just swim in your boobies!"

12.21.2010

(Laney running towards me with a turkey leg in one hand and a whole chicken in the other)

Bean: "Here Mom. Got 'chew somefin."

Mommy: "Oh thank you! Mmmmm...what is it?"

Bean: "I got 'chew two beers."

Mommy: "Beers?!?! Where'd you get that from?"

Bean: "My kitchen."

12.18.2010

12.13.2010

Bean and her new friend, "Nudey Dudey Guy" enjoying a little TV before calling it a night!

12.3.2010 - Part 2

Mommy: (changing another nasty diaper. Bean reaches for her 'peach') "No Laney. That's not good to touch with dirty hands. You could get a boo boo peach."

Bean: "A dirty peach?!" (starts randomly humming)

Mommy: "Laney? Did you understand me? What did Mommy just say?"

Bean: "Blah, blah, blah!"

12.3.2010

Mommy: (sees Laney standing on the bench in the kitchen) "Hey! You better get down from there! You're going to get hurt!"

Bean: "But Mom I can't! I is a pirate. Pirates a-pose to be on ships!"

11.28.2010

Dora the Explorer: "We are at Star Mountain. What are you doing?"

Bean: "Layin' in bed, drinkin' my juice."

11.17.2010 - Part 2

(Sitting in the bathroom while Bean poops.)

Mommy: "If you were going to pretend to be an animal, what would you be?"

Bean: "A brown bear. GGGGRRRROOOOWWWLLLL! But bears don't go on the potties cause their butts are too big."

11.17.2010

Mommy: (feeling that Laney's pullup is wet) "Oh nooooo Laaaaane! You peed in your pants! You were doing so good today with no accidents."

Bean: "It's okay Mommy." (rubbing my cheek with her hand) "I'll pee on da potty nex weekend."

11.17.2010 - Part 3

11.8.2010

(Just waking up from her nap)

Mommy: "Hello my sweet! Did you have a nice sleep?"

Bean: "Uh-huh."

Mommy: "Did you have any dreams?"

Bean: "Yeah! 'Bout ladybugs!"

Mommy: "Ladybugs? Were they flying around and kissing you with their wings?" (as I tickle her face and neck)

Bean: (putting her hand up in front of her as if she were trying to make a point) "MOM! Ladybugs only come from festibuls and carnibuls!"

11.4.2010 - Part 2

Mommy: "Outta the way pipsqueak!" (as I try to put a DVD on for her)

Bean: "MOOOOOOMMMMMM!!! DON CALL ME DAT! I LANEY BEAN! I JUST A LIL' KATHRYN!"

11.4.2010

(Laney walking around the kitchen with the little dirt devil vacuum "gettin' da mud up")

Mommy: "Bean, thank you so much for doing that. You're such a good helper!"

Bean: " Izzz my pleazurrrre mommmmaaaaaa!"

11.1.2010

Mommy: (seeing Bean squat near her toybox) "Laney, do you have to go poopy? Remember big girls go poopy on the potty."

Bean: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Mommy: (seeing Bean make "the poopy face") "Awww, Laney! You're suppose to go on the potty!"

Bean: (still squatting but now shrugging her shoulders with her hands up) "I sorry Mommy but I just can't."

Mommy: "Why?"

Bean: "I just run'd outta energy."

10.1.2010

9.30.2010

Mommy: (standing at the sink looking at Bean shoveling chicken noodle soup into her mouth with her hand) "Bean, princesses eat with their spoon so they don't make a mess and have good manners."

Bean: "Mommy, I NOT a princess. I'm Laney Bean."

9.30.2010 - Part 2

8.24.2010

6.23.2010

5.27.2010

5.25.2010

(Laney walking up to the sidewalk.)

Bean: "Oh fuck. I pee pee'd."